#crim speaks

[painless-innit-colourful]

if I had a nickel for every time grian was in a team of three lads, both of his teammates were out first, and then he immediately replaced them with another duo of a girl and a boy, I'd have two nickels, which isn't much, but it's weird that it's happened twice

[crimpyff]

Im so disappointed about what Alex Kister had done. I've been a fan of TMC ever since volume 2 was released... TMC made my quarantine days so much fun and when I first joined their discord server, I remember getting along easily with the others and it made me feel welcomed. Because of his community I made so much friends because of it and the community became my comfort when it was kinda small. I found a favorite character who I associated with my friends in there too. But ever since the community grew, there was so much issue that was on top of another and another and another, the fandom became so draining to be in, thats why around the middle of 2023, i lost motivation on doing stuff about it

Im here sharing my disappointment because this was the community that I shared most good memories with.. I genuinely had fun interacting with him and his community... We even made a birthday gift for him once and I always considered that one my favorite family pic of me and my ex-friends. His characters brought me joy and TMC meant so so much to me... But I remember there's so many artists and TMC casts who were called out for their bad behavior, and I only got bad endings with my ex-friends in there. Props to Alex Kister for being a shitty person with his shitty community. He is nothing but a hypocrite. Please support Ven and to those who were involved in his wrongdoings. Call out document made by Ven: https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1YwBO6haUGCKcSHBG6imFu4ox--lMK8IfE-IWYIm0Do8/mobilebasic Mind you that I will be deleting my TMC posts very soon after I finish my midterm exams. I don't associate myself with TMC anymore, and never will again. Another case of "after all that art, it end up being nothing" for me,,, ugh

[painless-innit-colourful]

lifting this one out of the replies. I agree with kamainen

Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

[painless-innit-colourful]

longest one yet but guys I really think this one was worth the wait

[crimpyff]

Hello Haii it seems like I'm not dead- at all!!! anyways, the whole reason im dead last year iz becauzee 2023 was ABSOLUTELY HELL for me and was NOT stable 😁😁😁 so yeahh i think i had to take lotsa breaks from social media last year but rn im ok and i took my spark back in doing art ><//

sad to say that i no longer am intrested in TMC as much as i did,,, maybe when an episode drops again, it will probably get my interest back- (it depends) but for now until i find a good media for me to be hyeprfixated in, im gonna stick to drawing ocs and persona art 😁 so yeah hehe thabk yew for understandinggg :33 🍉🍉🍉

[painless-innit-colourful]

'The Pit and the Pendulum' - Edgar Allen Poe (reading that aged 9 formed me as a person) & 'The Time Traveller' - H.G. Wells

an incomplete list of unsettling short stories I read in textbooks

the scarlet ibis

marigolds

the diamond necklace

the monkey’s paw

the open boat

the lady and the tiger

the minister’s black veil

an occurrence at owl creek bridge

a rose for emily

(I found that one by googling “short story corpse in the house,” first result)

the cask of amontillado

the yellow wallpaper

the most dangerous game

a good man is hard to find

some are well-known, some obscure, some I enjoy as an adult, all made me uncomfortable between the ages of 11-15

add your own weird shit, I wanna be literary and disturbed

[painless-innit-colourful]

the concept of the dream smp is completely mad like are we sure that wasn't a two year collective fever dream. a bunch of the biggest streamers in the m'necraft sphere on a server where it took one afternoon of breaking bad references to kick-start a two year sprawling in-game roleplay involving geo-political tensions, nations, one of the most accurate depictions of abuse in anything, necromancy, possession, a giant red egg, ghosts, a live suicide attempt and coming to terms with how sh't your dad was. all streamed on youtube and twitch. peak viewership on a single day was like 1.4 million people, involving some of the biggest names in the online gaming sphere, mr beast would log on every now and again and stop everyone role-playing to hunt for a bunch of gift cards that never got used, they were all gay all of the time for some reason, lil nas x logged on one time and built a tree house?? are we sure that was real like sure there were plenty of news articles on it for some reason but are we all totally sure that happened

[crimpyff]

man i was so excited to finally buy the demo on for paypal to hold my money like 👿👿👿👿

GIVE MY MONEY I WANNA KISS MY MAN :((((

[alackofghosts]

just look at this fairy tale come true, as if someone heard our wishes

[sea-buns]

been looking for a Zac screenshot from fhjy to go back to my pfp roots, but there are so many good options and every time I go into his tag I get SO sidetracked

soo,,, if anyone has some that they could send over it would be much appreciated preferably in the emo fit from the finale 👀

[plutoniuminjection47]

too cool for goth, too cringe for punk, just unnerving and unpredictable enough for no wave

[lycanpunk666]

Hey homie you're awesome bro 👍

YOOOOO thanks homie! So’re you!

I believe we’ve interacted before on discord, but haven’t spoken in awhile! Great to meet you again, your art is also really awesome

[painless-innit-colourful]

just because the canary is more susceptible to carbon monoxide doesn't always mean it dies first. but that means the miners are in trouble

chaos theory is real and jimmy has proven it! i'm convinced! if one important event doesn't happen, an event of equal importance will occur instead!

jimmy solidarity doesn't die first? okay. instantly, someone is dropped to yellow, a wither AND a warden are set loose on the surface, two out of three red names permadie, multiple people lose lives in the ensuing battle, the ground is torn up, animals die, it looks like an apocalypse event happened at spawn, and martyn inthelittlewood (arguably one of the scariest people on the server) starts a villain arc.

maybe jimmy should keep dying first. this is literally the ending of life is strange.

[painless-innit-colourful]

o7 dream smp you crazy, weird, unsatisfying, wonderful, random, ridiculous piece of media/server. have a lovely last day darling it hasn't been perfect but I'm so glad we met

[crimpyff]

the funny thing is whenever i try to draw militsioner, i get reminded so much about my version of the tv intruder in mandela catalogue 😭😭

pleas he was so terrible 😭

[hex-rex]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I LOVE THIS CHARACTER PLATONICALLY PLEASE FANDOM BE NORMAL ABOUT THEM