#crim speaks

[painless-innit-colourful]

no one did lore like tommyinnit. changing his nintendo music on the fly. slipping in and out of character at will. important discussions during the diet coke part of the stream. streaming the most accidentally dramatic pet non-rescue on april fool's day. telling tubbo about his medical issues on the way to the big confrontation. ending stream immediately 'cause he remembered he had an essay due. nobody else did it like him.

[crimpyff]

Im so disappointed about what Alex Kister had done. I've been a fan of TMC ever since volume 2 was released... TMC made my quarantine days so much fun and when I first joined their discord server, I remember getting along easily with the others and it made me feel welcomed. Because of his community I made so much friends because of it and the community became my comfort when it was kinda small. I found a favorite character who I associated with my friends in there too. But ever since the community grew, there was so much issue that was on top of another and another and another, the fandom became so draining to be in, thats why around the middle of 2023, i lost motivation on doing stuff about it

Im here sharing my disappointment because this was the community that I shared most good memories with.. I genuinely had fun interacting with him and his community... We even made a birthday gift for him once and I always considered that one my favorite family pic of me and my ex-friends. His characters brought me joy and TMC meant so so much to me... But I remember there's so many artists and TMC casts who were called out for their bad behavior, and I only got bad endings with my ex-friends in there. Props to Alex Kister for being a shitty person with his shitty community. He is nothing but a hypocrite. Please support Ven and to those who were involved in his wrongdoings. Call out document made by Ven: https://docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1YwBO6haUGCKcSHBG6imFu4ox--lMK8IfE-IWYIm0Do8/mobilebasic Mind you that I will be deleting my TMC posts very soon after I finish my midterm exams. I don't associate myself with TMC anymore, and never will again. Another case of "after all that art, it end up being nothing" for me,,, ugh

[painless-innit-colourful]

lifting this one out of the replies. I agree with kamainen

Lactose: e-excuse me...

Stomach: hey, what do we have here? Some goddamned lactose!

Small intestine: we don't like lactose here, ya know? You're gatecrashing a very private party!

Large intestine: (pushes him, making him stumble) there's two ways you can leave here... The easy way, or the hard way. What's it gonna be?

Lactose: but I...

Lactase: (deep voice) step back, everyone. (walks up and puts his arm around lactose's shoulders) he's with *me*

Large intestine: lactase?!

Small intestine: b-but you're both...

Lactase: I *said* he's with me. You got a problem with that?

Stomach: (finishes sizing him up) right. Course not. It's cool, lactose. Just don't cause any *problems*, you hear?

Lactose: I-I w-

Lactase: you don't have to answer that, babe. Just keep walking

[painless-innit-colourful]

I love that the dsmp fandom had two really major fanfics. one was an rpf shipfic (with smut? vague smuttiness) that got way out of the small circles and flung a random pop song into the top 40 for over a year, and the other one was a family-based war-and-gods epic that got a major animatic, fansongs and tommyinnit to tweet 'why did I just watch myself get killed in HD'

[crimpyff]

man i was so excited to finally buy the demo on for paypal to hold my money like 👿👿👿👿

GIVE MY MONEY I WANNA KISS MY MAN :((((

[alackofghosts]

just look at this fairy tale come true, as if someone heard our wishes

[painless-innit-colourful]

'The Pit and the Pendulum' - Edgar Allen Poe (reading that aged 9 formed me as a person) & 'The Time Traveller' - H.G. Wells

an incomplete list of unsettling short stories I read in textbooks

the scarlet ibis

marigolds

the diamond necklace

the monkey’s paw

the open boat

the lady and the tiger

the minister’s black veil

an occurrence at owl creek bridge

a rose for emily

(I found that one by googling “short story corpse in the house,” first result)

the cask of amontillado

the yellow wallpaper

the most dangerous game

a good man is hard to find

some are well-known, some obscure, some I enjoy as an adult, all made me uncomfortable between the ages of 11-15

add your own weird shit, I wanna be literary and disturbed

[sea-buns]

been looking for a Zac screenshot from fhjy to go back to my pfp roots, but there are so many good options and every time I go into his tag I get SO sidetracked

soo,,, if anyone has some that they could send over it would be much appreciated preferably in the emo fit from the finale 👀

[painless-innit-colourful]

longest one yet but guys I really think this one was worth the wait

[crimpyff]

Hello Haii it seems like I'm not dead- at all!!! anyways, the whole reason im dead last year iz becauzee 2023 was ABSOLUTELY HELL for me and was NOT stable 😁😁😁 so yeahh i think i had to take lotsa breaks from social media last year but rn im ok and i took my spark back in doing art ><//

sad to say that i no longer am intrested in TMC as much as i did,,, maybe when an episode drops again, it will probably get my interest back- (it depends) but for now until i find a good media for me to be hyeprfixated in, im gonna stick to drawing ocs and persona art 😁 so yeah hehe thabk yew for understandinggg :33 🍉🍉🍉

[plutoniuminjection47]

too cool for goth, too cringe for punk, just unnerving and unpredictable enough for no wave

[lycanpunk666]

Hey homie you're awesome bro 👍

YOOOOO thanks homie! So’re you!

I believe we’ve interacted before on discord, but haven’t spoken in awhile! Great to meet you again, your art is also really awesome

[lesbianlenas]

i got As in all of my classes was literally STUNNED when i saw i got an A in my crim pro class i was not expecting that at all……reinvigorated my spirit so much my ego needed that so bad 😩 i have been thinking a lot lately abt how stupid af i am at least i know ive still got it!!!! despite being stupid af of course!!!!!

[painless-innit-colourful]

just because the canary is more susceptible to carbon monoxide doesn't always mean it dies first. but that means the miners are in trouble

chaos theory is real and jimmy has proven it! i'm convinced! if one important event doesn't happen, an event of equal importance will occur instead!

jimmy solidarity doesn't die first? okay. instantly, someone is dropped to yellow, a wither AND a warden are set loose on the surface, two out of three red names permadie, multiple people lose lives in the ensuing battle, the ground is torn up, animals die, it looks like an apocalypse event happened at spawn, and martyn inthelittlewood (arguably one of the scariest people on the server) starts a villain arc.

maybe jimmy should keep dying first. this is literally the ending of life is strange.

[hex-rex]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I LOVE THIS CHARACTER PLATONICALLY PLEASE FANDOM BE NORMAL ABOUT THEM

[sinnerzforsaintz]

//CRIM N AL I'm dead! Lmfao

I love Alessio can we get Depressed Boyfriend too?